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ENGLAND
England is a funny place where thongs
and pants are underwear, chips are only ever hot, and beer is either drunk
warm or with cider or lemonade. But its also a place full of people
who are just as passionate about their country, sport, and their country's
main sports, as us Aussies are.
When I first arrived in England,
I was worried that I would face a barrage of "you're a descendant of the
convicts!", "what's with this republic thing? and "why do you call us Poms",
and to be honest, I was right to be worried. Particularly because I have
no idea why we call them Poms.
But I also found the English to be
very excited and curious about 'the land down under', as many of them have
never ventured outside the United Kingdom. Unfortunately however,
most English are severely misled regarding our wide brown land. When
at the hairdressers one day in Oxford, I exclaimed that I'd never worn
a gown like the ones they provided, that tied up at the front like a dressing
gown and had long sleeves. The hairdresser exclaimed "oh well you
wouldn't because its so hot in Australia!". She was a little surprised
when I told her we had a pretty great ski season in Australia each winter
and we even host a leg of the World Aerial Skiing Championships.
It was refreshing every now and then,
to meet other young people like myself, who had done 'the backpacking thing'
in reverse, and had spent their gap year in Australia and New Zealand,
"just like Prince William". The only problem was that all they ever
wanted to talk about was Australia and all they wanted to do was introduce
me to other Australian people. Unfortunately I'm not one of those
people who sells their car and gets a sizeable bank loan, to travel half
way across the world, to meet 'myself'. So I tried my best to smile
and laugh and then quietly slip away to find myself a nice normal Pom who's
never been anywhere except a trip on the train to London or the Costwolds.
I must admit however, for all of
my claims to be one of those 'culturally immersive' people, by the end
of my year in England I had played for the uni netball team, seduced the
president of the 'football' team and spent countless hours in nightclubs
and pubs getting pissed. Just like being at home really!
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